If you appreciate taking the kids to the pool- (and not in the fun, swimming togs & hats kind of way) without interruption, avoid living with toddlers or taking one in to rent your spare bedroom.
The other day I was thinking to myself, how nice it would be if I could just have a moment of peace while I pee... I had just sat down and was interrupted by the sound of something smashing into a million bits and pieces. Noah climbs on the bench, throws a plate into the sink and the shards almost took Tui's eye out. I'm so sorry kids for taking a second to pee. Next time, i'll just pee in a cup so I don't leave you to destroy everything and anything that isn't bolted to the ground. You've heard those people say "oh my god, why weren't you watching your kid" "thats so irresponsible, just leaving them to do whatever they please" HAHAHAHAHAHA, you come and watch Noah for an hour. You'll literally look away for a second and your cellphone will be in the toilet, the couch will be upside down and the oven will be on and smoking up your kitchen.. if he didn't already burn the house down. "He's so cute" "Yeah.. when he's asleep". #MUMLIFE
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Sarah. Mother. Wife. Daughter. Adrenaline auto injectors are not funded in New Zealand, Please sign the petition to change this. Our family is affected by anaphylaxis as are so many others. You can make a difference!
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