This week Noah, you are learning heaps of new and exciting new things! You have taken a real interest in your penis and flopping it out at the most inappropriate times. We are trying to learn that penises stay inside the undies. This morning you put Tui's fairy wand in your bum. You thought that was a good idea. However, we're probably going to need to learn a few new rules about this. You are also learning to make your own toast. Particularly, you love to cook 7 pieces and never eat them. You love to take the marmite jar and smear the black gloop anywhere and everywhere so I can enjoy cleaning it all up because according to you "thats my job", Other things that i've been informed by you, that are my "jobs" include getting you things, wiping the crap off your butt, cleaning daddy's mess up, making Netflix work and various other things that I clearly enjoy. We've discussed this week how baby Tui feels when you push her over and after explaining 20,509 times that she really doesn't like it you still like to check that theory one last time. I think we could work on some more empathy skills here.. but what would I know? I'm just mummy. We seem to have moved on from Trains and Transport play this week to guns and shooting people. Your teachers tell me that you have been discussing how people feel sad when they get shot, which I can imagine to be true. I don't think that would be ideal. You build your guns and shoot at targets which sounds very exciting. Will you turn out to be a serial killer? Probably not but if you do.. Maybe target practise isn't such a good idea for a toddler. What learning is going on here? I think you are learning about rules and how far you can push mummy until she wants to stab you. You are very interested in the world around you and you ask so many questions I can't keep up sometimes. You are learning to be a nice human and not a douche, which is awesome. We also made a secret handshake this week. Thanks for being you.
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