I am drowning in sea of pee and poop.
Somebody send me a bucket of sanitiser and a life raft. I've never experienced this kind of horror in my entire life and I've done some gross shit. I can't believe the energy it takes to get a tiny human to do their business in one place. The toilet has never looked so appealing. I'm only into week 1 and 1/2 of wearing undies and I'm already ready to throw in the towel and burn them. Today Noah took a crap on my stairs.. TWICE. Both times were after I had asked him if he needed to go toilet. "No mummy" he says. Well.. obviously you did you creature.. Its all over my deck stairs. He was doing so well, wearing undies and going to the toilet like a pro and we have backslided so bad I don't know where I went wrong. I'm encouraging without being forceful or pushy and I've tried rewards, positive praise and just general chats about going to the toilet. You'd think he would get the idea since I've never been able to go toilet without an audience? I'm not sure how long this is going to last but if its longer than a week I may have to drink my weight in tequila. I've cleaned up more pee and poop than a geriatric nurse does in a week today. I can't force him to go toilet because he has a personality just like me (stubborn as hell) and the look he gives me is like he's looking into my soul and telling it to piss off. This is hard. Today is a bad day. Tomorrow is looking much better! S x
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Sarah. Mother. Wife. Daughter. Adrenaline auto injectors are not funded in New Zealand, Please sign the petition to change this. Our family is affected by anaphylaxis as are so many others. You can make a difference!
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