The serial procrastinator in me has really decided to make itself known in these last few weeks.
I'm having a nightmare of a time with Noah. Hard work doesn't even cover it. He defies everything I say, his ears don't work (can we return him, he's faulty?). Every little bit of attitude I ever gave my mother...I wish I could take it all back because karmic retribution is a real BITCH. I love it when other mothers give advice, like I just want to laugh in their faces and hand over Noah for the day. I know all the tricks, all the gentle parenting you can shove in my throat and every single super-nanny-esque "time-out" you can think of. He is just a toddler and if you can't deal with that then piss off. I'm sick of having to apologise for Noah exploring his world. He is a boy. HE IS ROUGH. Get over it. *Side note: obviously I wouldn't let Noah hurt another kid, but if he runs up to your kid and gets a bit excited (like a dog... yes) and they have a scuffle I'm not jumping in. Kids will be kids and I reckon they need a bit of rough love with their peers. Soz if your kid is a bit of pussy but I'm so over being the mum who has to hover over him and stop him playing because your kid cries at every touch. I know its just his age, he is trying to push all the boundaries. All the buttons he can possibly find in me have been pushed. People who know me know I have a quick temper sometimes and trying to keep the beast inside is no easy feat. Seriously. Over the christmas break we had an awesome time, we ate way too much. I feel like a stuffed ham. Highlights are getting my Nana to play circle of death on Christmas day (shes a thug) and waking up on Christmas morning and getting excited with Noah because Santa came to our house! Ringing in the New Year at Kai Iwi lakes at Nobadmood Bay (a little secret spot we found) was awesome! I drank a whole bottle of Gin over two days and didn't get a single ounce of hangover-ness. I followed your rule of bubbles/water Kim and it totally works (if you're reading this). Tonga and I had an awesome time alone thanks to my mum and dad taking the kids over NYE. Its always good to reconnect with your partner after being so babe-focused for a while. Bit awkward at the table he's saying his New Years resolution is to have more babies - I'm thinking its his turn to push those babies out of his penis. I'm done. Now we're back and about to go on a family holiday to Tokerau beach or somewhere near there. I'm not sure because I've never been there. I'm exicted, we got a biscuit for the boat and I need more tan on my pale white legs. Its always good to get these free range kids out to a place other than home- that they can just be. I'm going to try and get a rhythm going on this thing. I have been so slack at posting because we have been so busy. I hope you all had an awesome Christmas and New Year! Love to you all. S xx
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