Aaaaah, the life of luxury.
Luxurious laundry, luxurious nappy changing, luxurious fat pants and sports bras! Being a stay at home mum is a luxury. Say what? No, not the type of rolex wearing, champagne popping (although this does happen when we SAHMs get frisky), drippin' in ice, VIP type of luxury. The type when only a small % of New Zealanders can actually afford to stay at home with their children. I know that I complain, in fact I'm a serial complainer and a spoiled, undeserving bitch. Poor me, my husband works insane hours so I can stay at home. I have the money to do what I need to, to eat what I want to, to go where I have to. Poor me, I have to do laundry and vaccuming, I have to cook meals and give the kids constant attention. I have to remember that I chose this, I chose to be a mother. All those times I day dream.. when I think to myself.. Oh I could have been this or could have done that. Next time, I'll shake it off and remember that being a mother doesn't mean the end of anything. It is only the beginning! I wont get offended when people ask me "what I do all day". You know what bitch, I stayed in my pj's and watched Mean Girls on netflix. JUDGE AWAY. Yes, my son is eating porridge for dinner. YES, I do have mashed veges in my hair and my fanny isn't waxed or "vagazzled". I wont nag my husband when he comes home from work because I want him to do things around the house. He has a job, I've got a job and thats it. I just thought of a really great idea**. A Tinder for mums to find other mum friends, that would be super great. I would put in my BIO something I thought was witty.. but probably makes me look like a psychopath. "Mum of two, drinks wine (or anything really), eats pizza, can pee in public camp ground, average looks and above average dance moves to sexy music or children's nursery rhymes." Do you think I'd get many swipes? lol.. probably not. Sayonara. S x **Great is a stretch
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Sarah. Mother. Wife. Daughter. Adrenaline auto injectors are not funded in New Zealand, Please sign the petition to change this. Our family is affected by anaphylaxis as are so many others. You can make a difference!
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