I'm wearing a black sack today and this happens to be the fourth set of clothes for me.
My son puked all over me, all over my couch, my beautiful white duvet cover and soaked my fucking persian rug in my living room. Whoever said having kids is beautiful, is seriously deranged. Today was a good day... I've been listening to whining and crying all day. There isn't enough tequila in the world for this. I can't deal with one more diarrhoea filled nappy or I will puke as well. Its like K rd on a Saturday night here. Puke and piss everywhere. Somebody help me. Please. I used to be so conscious of what I looked like if I went out in public. I was a smirker at the people who wore pyjamas and slippers to the supermarket. Now I am one. I always did my make up, my hair was straightened meticulously and my outfit had probably been changed about 6 times. Now I really couldn't give a shit if I look like a homeless chucky doll. Underneath all my food covered clothing and my weird smelling hair is a pretty person, I promise. You have to look past my acne cuz I'm probably going to get my period any day now, For the rest of the month I look awesome. My eyebrows might be closer to a single eyebrow until I can get to the mall without my children and see my mates at the $5 threading place. I just have to make do with no "fleek" for the week. I've got all the tools to get myself looking normal I just need some energy to pull it off. Maybe tomorrow? I'm going to sleep for an hour or until I get woken up by a tiny (but extremely loud) alarm clock called Tui. S x
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Gee
10/9/2015 09:03:07 pm
Your Amazng!!!! And it's sooooo funny
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Irene
10/9/2015 09:15:37 pm
I am loving your writing keep it coming xxx
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Danielle
10/9/2015 10:23:02 pm
I love your blog Sarah, every single thing you write on here I can totally relate. I always thought I was going crazy and being slack with my image after having children as well. I'm glad to know I'm not the only person feeling this way! Hope Tui feels better xx
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